Regardless of what it might say on the marquee, the Doors are no more.
The reunited "Doors" — guitarist Robby Krieger and keyboardist Ray
Manzarek, ex-Police drummer Stewart Copeland, Cult vocalist Ian Astbury and
the bassist from Krieger's own, eponymous band — which arrived to decidedly
diminished enthusiasm at Barrie's Molson Park on Sunday evening, are no more
the Doors than the demi-Who of 2002 is The Who or the embarrassing Axl Rose
roadshow currently trying to pass itself as Guns N' Roses is Guns N' Roses.
There's nothing to be said about such deceitful, brand-oriented semantics
that hasn't come up every other time some aging rock'n'roll ensemble has
given it another go despite the glaring absence of one or more members
unwilling or, in the Doors' case, unable to rekindle the old magic, so
there's no need to rehash the same arguments here. "Some Doors, one
joyriding superstar drummer, the singer from a fitfully decent '80s
Goth-metal band and a bassist whose name no one bothers to remark upon or
remember" is a bit of a mouthful, after all, and not as surefire a draw as
the more concise "Doors." And even minus deceased figurehead Jim Morrison
and drummer John Densmore — very much alive, but too severely stricken with
tinnitus to perform — the surviving Doors can at least lay far more
legitimate claim to the band name than, say, the vultures still putting out
records as Thin Lizzy without the participation of a single original member.
It's all relative.
There's no crime in musicians wanting to revisit and to share with fans
the music they had a hand in creating. That's what musicians do. "Reunions"
such as these get a tad irksome, however, when the parties involved keep
insisting that what they're doing is no nostalgia trip, that it's all about
the here-and-now, while serving up naught but hit after 35-year-old hit when
they take the stage.
Manzarek, for his part, has repeatedly made it clear since unveiling the
new Doors line-up at a couple of shows in California this summer that this
is "no tribute band." But it's rather difficult to see it as anything else.
He and Krieger have recruited one hell of a ringer in Copeland ("the best
rock'n'roll drummer in the northern hemisphere," according to Manzarek),
true. The Policeman-turned-composer's endlessly inventive fills and complex
polyrhythmic backbeats, well up in the mix throughout the performance, were
already upstaging the rest of the band's noodly tendencies — lots of guitar
soloing and Paul Schaffer-esque keyboard trills — by "Break On Through" and
a slightly undisciplined stab at "When The Music's Over."
But while Copeland's skilled playfulness provided a new slant on the
material, Astbury — a singer who already shares Morrison's melodramatic
baritone and his inclinations towards leather garments, quasi-mystical
lyrics, Native American culture and Herculean substance abuse — opted to
play Morrison only a hair less straight than Val Kilmer did in Oliver
Stone's movie about the band. Reining in his high register and adopting a
suitably moody pout, he pulled a more or less bang-on impersonation of
Morrison's dazed cabaret crooning on "Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)," worked up
a decent howl or two on "Backdoor Man" and "Five To One," and even managed a
straight-faced reading of the overlong, overwrought spoken-word piece "Ghost
Song" while a couple of dancers in Aboriginal dress frolicked onstage.
During the extended Krieger intro to "Spanish Caravan" that followed, one
could sense the already disinterested crowd of around 3,500 — which had
barely acknowledged openers Bif Naked and David Usher, both rather odd
programming choices for a biker-friendly tour celebrating Harley-Davidson's
100th anniversary, earlier in the day — losing interest. Not good, since
there was another hour to go. Astbury had resorted to Morrison-esque cries
of "Wake up!" by "L.A. Woman," but even the predictable set closer "Light My
Fire" failed to draw more than bemusement and mild toe-tapping appreciation
from a handful of well-oiled die-hards.
Perhaps it was the creeping autumn chill ("Summer's Almost Gone" was
putting it mildly), but more likely it was the dim energy level generated by
perfunctory playing. No matter how professionally and faithfully these Doors
delivered the hits, the studious musicianship and Astbury's noble attempts
to fill Morrison's larger-than-life shoes betrayed the simple fact that this
was not a real band playing songs in which it had a collective, vested
interest. This was a tribute band.
To their credit, the 2002 Doors were at their liveliest tackling a
revamped arrangement of "Strange Days" that, said Manzarek, embodies the
spirit of a "new" Doors album of old material given a contemporary spin,
planned for next year. If they can't get terribly worked up about being a
cover band, then, perhaps they can muster a bit of excitement amongst
themselves and their audience in the future by being an ambitious cover
band. Otherwise, a mannered, semi-successful recreation of past glories is
only going to be met with a mannered, semi-successful recreation of past
enthusiasm.